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  • Chris Abraham · 2 years ago
    "98% of women would rather have a sensitive lover than one with a big penis."

    Complete bullshit. Yes, I have been an honorary chick enough times with hot women that there has been a willing admittance that size does matter.

    Sorry guys.

    Mostly, women won't admit it if they know you have a small penis. Women share that kind of info the way we share if you put out and if you give good head.
  • Josh · 2 years ago
    Gotta check out the chick response:
    tweekerchick
  • Anthony Citrano · 2 years ago
    thanks Josh - wow, I like hers a lot better. ;)
  • Sarah P · 2 years ago
    1. size matters a LOT

    2. almost every girl i know likes it rough

    3. that list was written by a gay man

    sorry, but true.

    love ya
  • Chris Abraham · 2 years ago
    My lover in Helsinki was amazing but she was a one-trick pony. It was all, "take me up against the wall! Up against the wall!" Those crazy Finns.
  • Nika · 2 years ago
    Lets not confuse "well endowed" with overly endowed.
  • Chris Abraham · 2 years ago
    We consider "too big" to be the ultimate compliment, whether or not it really is a good thing. Oh, and it should work, too. Right?