DISQUS

Laura · 3 years ago

Someone once fed me a rotten muffin and i vomited and was bedridden for days. No one called the FBI for me. One of my friends also found a hair in her muffin which was highly disconcerting and affected her mood and behavior for a matter of days. This may have caused permanent damage to her self-esteem and altered her perception of muffins forever.
America really needs to tighten up their policy on muffin distribution to underage citizens because clearly there is a lot going on that we aren't investigating.

The nation has turned a blind eye for too long. Next time a class full of children gets an upset stomach due to a harmless ingredient in the muffin batter, I want to see more drastic measures being taken in order to deter others from commiting such appaling baing techniques. The next thing you know we will have caffeinated beverages being served to innocent children, a substance far more potent and addictive than marijuana itself. It is appaling.

Brian · 3 years ago

Won't someone please think of the children!

Dave · 3 years ago

Why? Are the damn children Bogarting the muffins again? Damned kids.....:-)

Rick · 3 years ago

You often hit the nail on the head especially with drug issues, and here you did too. The media needs to be educated, before they can educate the public. Thank you - surfed over from TeamBIO.